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I've got a good one for you this week.

In these clips of three years ago,

there was a suggestion that MPs should concentrate on their proper jobs.

A woman called with a report on South Korean happiness levels,

and I had a dream about Jacob Rees-Mogg.

Hang about that, Nick, listen.

Now, what I'm trying to say to you is this, Nick, right?

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Derek tweets, work ethics, perhaps, we in the UK should all be working two jobs like a hardworking MPs.

Oh, there was a priceless piece in... I sound like a pheromone.

Is that the name of that instrument?

A ferro... no, is it a theramone?

Theramone.

Rock and roll!

Mmm.

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