The Curious Case of the Dog with the Blue Ears

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2017

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Jason continues his breakfast stint. He's still perky. We'll see how long that lasts... 1 - The 6 O'clock Army and dogs with blue ears 2 - Ross King = the sleepiest person in show business 3 - Hitler's Toilet is back again, but it really shouldn't be 4 - The Spinney Wheel of Fun. The moment you thought you still had it but actually, you never had it 5 - Dear Steve, Can I be a Unicorn please? 6 - "Have a Hippo EACH". The weirdest things you've ever said to a kid 7 - Yesterday we exchanged a belt for a Daft Punk snow globe. Today, it's all about the games consoles 8 -The Girl with the Bacon Tattoo

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0:00.0	How exciting is it to play the British Heart Foundation's weekly flutter?
0:03.7	Kachin! Exciting enough to get your heart racing, just a little bit.
0:09.5	Like texting a mate, the same time they text you.
0:13.0	Like flipping pancakes with majestic grace,
0:16.0	or spotting that last parking space.
0:19.0	Yes!
0:20.0	With the added joy of knowing the money you donate
0:22.0	helps to fund life-saving research.
0:25.0	One pound to play, a thousand pounds to win every week.
0:28.0	Search British Heart Foundation weekly lottery.
0:31.0	See, it's a little bit exciting.
0:33.0	Gamble responsibly, over 18s only, T's and C's apply.
0:36.0	Please see our website for more details.
0:38.0	British Heart Foundation is a registered charity.
0:40.0	Jason, Manford, absolute radio.
0:45.8	We're real music, matters.
0:48.8	Here we go.
0:49.8	We're off.
0:51.8	Yeah, that gets you up at that. We're off.
0:55.8	Yeah, that gets you up and going, done it?
1:00.4	Starts twice, which is disconcertive. Good morning.
1:03.4	It's Jason Manford covering this morning for Christian O'Connell.
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