Holibobs

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Jason and Steve are half way through their week. Topics for the day are... 1 - The 6 O'clock Army continues with words you HATE 2 - Hitler's Toilet is still hanging in there, although we are trying to kill it 3 - The Avocado Pear returns 4 - Mispronunciations of words 5 - A Different Stage. Jason has an album out and it's rather good (He told us to write that) 6 - Celebrity singers; a brand new gameshow for you 7 - Harry Potter and the authentic Swap Shop 8 - Technology movie puns 9- Dear Steve, 50 horse sized ducks or me?

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0:00.0	Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.
0:05.6	Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.
0:09.2	In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.
0:14.0	Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.
0:18.0	To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.
0:24.4	Bud's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.
0:28.2	Goodness, that's steamy. Jason, Manford, absolute radio.
0:35.8	We're real music matters.
0:38.4	It is time for the six o'clock army.
0:42.1	This is a little thing we do for the next hour.
0:47.0	Essentially it's about you. It's about you what you're up to, why you're up to, why you're up and what you're doing to get this country
0:55.9	started because that's what you're the six o'clock legends, that would be the other name for it
1:00.0	if I'd put any thought into it.
1:03.0	Steve Edge is with me this morning, another legend.
1:06.0	Good morning.
1:07.0	Just about with us this morning.
1:08.0	Yeah, I'm here.
1:09.0	I'm here, I'm here.
1:10.0	You got the sort of, those eyes where it looked like.
1:12.0	Like these eyes on here, they're still in bed.
1:14.0	Matt Dyson's here.
1:18.0	Say yes, sir.
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