The Cult of Kale

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Bryan & Krissy want to save you from the Kale Cult, but they want to induct you into the cult of Love Is Blind… Insane in the brain! “Milky” Wendy’s surge pricing It’s dynamic! Fuck around and find out Hannah Berner interview coming tuesday Blair Socci is on Theo Vonn! A band called Llorona’s turn in the spotlight Bryan’s victory V The Kale Conspiracy Love is Blind Jimmy & Jessica Big Ball Jimmy LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Our story is the story of two guys who start at the bottom,
0:04.0	and with a lot of hard work, continue along the bottom, and finally end up at the bottom. Oh yeah, that's an intriguing scenario. Yeah, it's a rags-to-rag story. Yeah, imagine it. Yeah, did you see the one about the guys who started at the bottom, stayed at the bottom, and at the end they were still at the bottom? Oh, yes, that's our life. our live. So inspirational. Who'd go and see that?
0:22.0	I think I'd see that.
0:23.1	I'd go and see that?
0:22.0	I think I'd see that.
0:23.1	I'd go and see that.
0:23.8	More realistic.
0:28.5	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:32.0	Don't run your life around kale.
0:34.0	Don't run your life around kale.
0:36.0	I dated a girl who literally ran her life around kale. I dated a girl who literally ran
0:38.0	her life
0:38.3	around kale.
0:39.3	I was in a
0:40.7	kale cult for
0:41.5	three months.
0:42.2	I was.
0:42.8	I was like,
0:43.3	kale.
0:43.9	Does I have
0:44.2	kale in it?
0:45.2	Can I have
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