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Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm flying green, and this is my cohort in the Yuckel's Cloud-Fat, Class School, and speed dating. Chris and Joy, hopefully best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, and best to you in the podcast universe. How are you doing? Thank you for joining us. Hannah. Hanna. Okay, we'll get to that later. That not even, that's an episode that doesn't even aired yet. So we shouldn't do that. Okay. So we talked about, or we had not yet talked about, you have not yet heard about Chrissy's vacation to Jamaica. So I want to ask the question, because I don't to get the, a yaman. This is a terribly, terrible.

That's Jeff and I just speak Jamaican now. Yeah, Yaman. Yeah, Yaman. What is there? Respect. The respect. Mad respect. Mad respect. Mad respect. Mad respect. Bless up. Bless up. God, you're in Yahweh. Is that Yahweh? What do they?

I don't know.

They say something. I don't want to be horrible.

I don't want to come off as, you know in Yahweh. Is that Yahweh? What are they? I don't know.

I don't know. They say something. I don't want to be horrible. I don't want to come off as, you know, generally racist on the show. But tell me this. I just got to know one thing. Not that you tried it, but from other people in your hotel that probably were partaking in the local affairs. Yeah. Is the weed better or worse than it is here?

Uh,

Ha ha ha ha. partaking in the local affairs. Yeah. Is the weed better or worse than it is here? Uh, well, it's just different. It's just different? Yeah, because it's just straight, grown. Like here, it's become so much different because of all of the strains and the things and the edibles and the whatever there. It's just straight grass. It's just that grass. Just that Jamaica grass. Yaman. That good, good. Yeah. I drank a ton of red stripes. Yeah. Smoked a lot of weed. I mean, when in Jamaica. When in Jamaica, do what the Jamaicans do. Exactly. Say Yaman. Exactly. Stay in beautiful hotels. Listen, I had one experience where I went to Jamaica. And so here's how it goes. I think I've told this story, but I'll repeat it because we have 7,000 episodes of the show. You're probably not going to hear the last time I told it. My ex-wife and I go to Ocho Rios on a cruise before we're even married. This is like our first big trip together. So we cannot even afford to get a room with a balcony. So we have a room with a porthole. You know, you've seen those videos where like the waves are splashing up against the porthole, that kind of room, right? Where we actually had to keep the curtain closed as not to make us more seasick.

So I don't know what it is. It's like the second stop and we go to Ocherios and we have this beautiful day planned and we're going to go to the waterfall that you can slide down. We're going to go eat at this local establishment off the beaten path that has nothing to do. We didn't do the tour guided stuff. we just went off on our own, right?

We got a cab, we went to wherever we went.

So we get in the cab, and my exit at the time is like, listen, I think we should smoke a little weed while we're here. Get a little weed. Like, you know, when in Rome, do what the Romans do. When in Jamaica smoked like on you, right? And at the time, I was not a weed smoker. I was a reformed weed smoker. Right. Due to the crippling panic attacks that they often, that weed smoking often cause me. And, but I thought, well, okay, I'm here and I don't want this girl that I, you know, care about. I don't want her thinking I'm a wuss. I want to do something about it. Let's get some weed. So, but she's, but she just kind of like left it to me to figure out. So we get in the cab at the port and I say, hey man. And, you know, he's like, what? You want weed? That's what he said. I go, hey man, that's all I said. And he goes, you want weed. And I go, yeah, how did you know?

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