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Short History Of...

The Crown Jewels

Short History Of...

Noiser

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4.84.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Short History Of... is taking a short break over the Christmas period. New episodes will continue from the 5th of January. Until then, we hope you enjoy this repeat episode! Happy Christmas from the Short History Of... team.  The British Crown Jewels is a priceless collection of items gathered over eight turbulent centuries. Consisting of 100 objects decorated with 23,000 gemstones, it’s held at the Tower of London, protected by guards and high-tech security. But why did one thief put the crown jewels down his trousers? Which king managed to lose his own crown? And why is one diamond so controversial that it is not invited to the coronation of King Charles III? This is a Short History Of... The Crown Jewels. Written by Jo Furniss. With thanks to Anna Keay, author and former curator at the Tower of London. Get every episode of Short History Of… a week early with Noiser+. You’ll also get ad-free listening, bonus material and early access to shows across the Noiser podcast network. Click the subscription banner at the top of the feed to get started. Or go to noiser.com/subscriptions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

This episode is sponsored by Cadbury Heroes.

0:05.2

If the past teaches us anything, it's this.

0:08.4

One great individual can change a moment, but when a group of great individuals come together,

0:13.6

that's when history is made.

0:16.0

Take the codebreakers at Bletchley Park, Turing, Clark, Welchman, each a genius in their own right, but together

0:22.6

they cracked the uncrackable code that won the war. Or those heroic swashbucklers, Dark Tannion

0:27.7

and the three musketeers, one for all and all for one. Or even nine of Cadbury's best chocolates

0:33.7

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0:40.1

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0:46.3

Nine delicious chocks in one single tub. All heroes, no zeros. It is the winter of 1649.

0:58.0

A bitter wind whips along the River Thames, howling through Trater's Gate at the Tower of London.

1:05.0

A man named Sir Henry Mildmay, master of the jewels, nods to a warder who lets him enter the white tower.

1:14.8

For the first time since the 9th century, England has no monarch. Last year, King Charles

1:20.7

I was beheaded following a civil war. The parliamentarian Oliver Cromwell now rules a republic

1:26.5

known as the Commonwealth of England.

1:28.3

It has been a year of upheaval, to say the least.

1:32.3

Sir Henry Mildmay enters a room that holds the precious and valuable object of state, the crown jewels.

1:40.3

A simple wooden trestle table is covered with gold, silver and bronze.

1:47.0

Pearls gleam in a shaft of morning sun.

1:50.0

The light plays on stones of every colour which adorn the treasures.

1:55.0

In a workshop next door, a team of goldsmiths are already at work despite the early hour. Sir Henry is here to give the workers their instructions, but he lingers in the jewel house.

2:06.6

He picks up a crown that catches his eye.

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