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🗓️ 9 February 2023
⏱️ 75 minutes
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the CRINGIEST person to ever live... (STORYTIME) - a storytime similar to rSlash, Am I the Jerk and Scrubs.
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0:00.0 | Today we got a story time of a spoiled kid who, because he doesn't get what he wants, he decides that, you know, to pay back for not getting exactly what he wants, when he wanted it, he's going to destroy the entire school. |
0:11.0 | Yeah, I'm not even kidding. Strap in, sit down, I don't know, get relaxed, get something to drink, subscribe if you're new, and let's call today's subscriber let's call him Zach so anyways this all |
0:22.1 | happened one day when Zach was in school and they were receiving back a test today and this was a |
0:27.3 | really big test that was going to account for a pretty big part of their grade so anyways right |
0:31.7 | the teacher had a bunch of stat had a stack of tests in his hand and he was walking around handing them out |
0:37.7 | anyways there's also a kid in Zach's class who was a spoiled kid, and we're going to call him |
0:41.9 | Steve. |
0:42.8 | Everyone kind of knew him as the kid who always got everything he wanted, and that, like, |
0:47.4 | he's never ever been told no by his parents or whatever, and that he always kind of acted |
0:52.4 | like that in class as well. |
0:53.9 | So we didn't have a lot of |
0:55.2 | friends, but this isn't because people were mean to him. This is just simply because, like, he |
0:59.5 | kind of played himself by not having friends. In fact, the whole class was very open to being |
1:04.3 | friends with everyone, but when you're constantly a jerk and very demanding, that's not a good, |
1:09.2 | that's not a good strategy to get friends. But anyways, right, |
1:12.5 | Zach happened to be sitting right behind Steve on this day when they got the test back. And sure |
1:16.8 | enough, the teacher was going around handing out the tests and he was looking at people. He |
1:21.1 | put them on the table. For a few people, he kind of whispered, oh, great job or whatever to them. |
1:26.4 | And when they came around to Steve, who was |
1:29.0 | ahead of Zach, right, the teacher decided to put the test down face forward, like the front of the |
1:35.1 | test, put it down on the desk. I don't know if you guys have ever experienced this. This happened to me |
1:39.8 | once, and I already knew that like, oh my God, man, this is not good. Because like sometimes the teachers will put all the tests down, face down, |
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