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Emo Kid thinks he's a "RIZZ GOD" (Storytime)

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Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6632 Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2023

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Emo Kid thinks he's a "RIZZ GOD" (Storytime) - a storytime similar to rSlash, Am I the Jerk and Scrubs.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up guys, welcome back to a brand new video.

0:03.0

Today we have a story time of an emo kid who thinks he's a Riz God.

0:07.5

We have a story time of an emo kid who thinks he is the sexiest man on planet Earth.

0:12.0

And today is probably one of the, like the cringiest, most uncomfortable, but also one of the funniest stories I've heard in a while.

0:18.5

So I know you'll enjoy it. So sit back, relax, subscribe to the

0:21.8

channel if you're new and like stories. And with that being said, let's just jump right into it.

0:27.2

So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted today's story, Brian. So anyways, let me set the

0:32.1

scene. Brian is in seventh grade. Seventh grade was a fire year to be alive.

0:38.0

If you're in seventh grade, enjoy it, bro.

0:40.2

It's a good time.

0:41.6

But anyways, there's a guy in Brian's class

0:44.3

who we are going to call the emo kid.

0:47.1

And the emo kid, he's the type of kid to be, like,

0:50.6

walk into class, like no one asks,

0:53.1

like the askers don't exist, and just literally

0:55.7

shout, society did this to me, to like everyone in class and like everyone kind of gives

1:01.8

them a look of like, bro, I don't know what on earth you're talking about right now, kind of

1:06.4

a look like that. Yeah, he's the type of kid to do something along the lines of that. So that's just

1:12.2

setting the scene for the emo kid. So anyways, this all starts one day in class. So Brian and

1:18.4

the emo kid, they have a class together, which is part of the reason why this whole story happened.

1:23.6

I think it's kind of funny sometimes in life how random combinations of events go do the group assignment. I think the teacher really just needed to go get a cup of coffee. He's like, this is too early, man. I'm not being paid enough. So they gave them like a group assignment or whatever. So anyways, everyone's in their groups, doing their little group assignments. And I think Brian is working with some like assigned

2:03.7

partner or whatever. Kind of just, it's early enough in the morning that like no one, Brian,

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