THE CRINGIEST KID TO EXIST IN THE WORLD (storytime)
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🗓️ 2 June 2025
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THE CRINGIEST KID TO EXIST IN THE WORLD (storytime)
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| 0:00.0 | Look, in my opinion, it's never okay to shame someone for something that they can't control. |
| 0:06.5 | However, it seems like nowadays, if a guy is under 6'11, they can be shamed and called ugly for something that they genuinely cannot control. |
| 0:17.1 | In today's story time, this Gen Z girl calls every kid in her class who is under six feet ugly and worthless. |
| 0:25.7 | It's absolutely crazy, so sit back, relax, and let's jump right into the story. |
| 0:30.2 | So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story, Billy. |
| 0:32.9 | So anyways, in Billy's class, there was this Gen Z girl. |
| 0:36.4 | This Gen Z girl spent all of her time on Twitter, as the Gen Z girls do. And by the way, when was this Gen Z girl. This Gen Z girl spent all of her time on Twitter, |
| 0:39.0 | as the Gen Z girls do. And by the way, when I say Gen Z girl, I use that as like, I don't know, |
| 0:44.2 | a saying, and I don't mean literally anyone in Gen Z, because I'm technically in Gen Z. It's |
| 0:49.5 | kind of just a saying for people who spend way too much time on Twitter and TikTok and cancel bread and all this |
| 0:55.7 | wonderful stuff, right? So she spends way too much time on TikTok and Twitter and has come to the |
| 1:00.7 | belief that all women are queens, all men are terrible, and if a man is under six feet tall, |
| 1:07.5 | that he is not worth her time. By the way, dude, they're all in eighth grade. Billy's in |
| 1:12.6 | eighth grade. She's in eighth grade. A lot of guys haven't even hit their growth spurts. |
| 1:17.4 | Let me admit something to you guys. I am 510 to 511 on a good day. I am not six feet tall |
| 1:23.6 | and I will never be. I am basically done growing in that direction, dude. So yeah, even like |
| 1:29.7 | most kids will not be six feet statistically. And in Billy's class, there was one kid, |
| 1:35.1 | one kid alone who's like six feet, but barely six feet and he was like the star basketball player |
| 1:41.0 | or whatever. Every other kid in Billy's class was under six feet tall because |
| 1:45.2 | bro, they're in eighth grade. Like even the ones that are going to be six feet tall are just not |
| 1:50.1 | six feet tall yet. I don't know why this is so difficult for people to understand. But one day in |
| 1:55.5 | class, the Gen Z girl was like going around where like sat with a bunch of like other girlfriends, and |
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