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THE CRINGIEST KID ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET (storytime)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.7688 Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2025

⏱️ 186 minutes

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Summary

Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about THE CRINGIEST KID ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET so this kid loves Skibidi Toilet, thinks he has Skibidi Rizz, says Erm What The Sigma, Baby Gronk Rizzed Up Livvy Dunne, and this kid is basically tiktok brainrot and would go to a tiktok rizz party. Try not to laugh, and try not to cringe at this funny, fun, cringey, cringe and hilarious storytime!

Transcript

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0:00.0

We got a story of these anime kids that go completely insane and try and fight the subscriber with these really weird things. I don't want to spoil the story. I know you'll enjoy it. Subscribe if you like stories and let's call today's subscriber. Let's call them Clarence. And right off the bat, I just got to let you know that like if you like anime, literally nothing wrong with that. In fact, I enjoy a little bit of anime myself. I mean, you got

0:21.3

yourself some death notes, some attack on Titan. No spoilers. I've not finished the last couple

0:25.8

episodes. I will ban you from my comments forever. No, I'm just kidding. But anyways, this all

0:31.1

happened one day when Clarence was just chilling in class. And there was a group of three kids who

0:35.8

always sat in the back of the room, and they always wore like anime t-shirts or sweatshirts or whatever. And there was a group of three kids who always sat in the back of the room, and they

0:37.8

always wore, like, anime t-shirts or sweatshirts or whatever, and they were kind of known as,

0:42.5

like, the anime kids. They were known for this, not just because they would always wear, like,

0:46.7

anime t-shirts and sweatshirts or whatever, but they would literally only communicate to each

0:51.3

other with anime references, and one of them sat like L from

0:55.4

Death Note, just a little, which I don't know, that's as funny to me, man. I've tried sitting

1:00.5

like that. It hurts, it hurts, bro. I was like, oh, dude, I guess is this going to give me 50%

1:04.8

more brain power like L? No, it just makes my feet hurt. But anyways, right, you know,

1:13.3

Clarence didn't really interact with them that much.

1:26.6

They kind of stuck to themselves. However, on one faithful day, when Clarence was walking in the halls and he accidentally bumps into one of them, and then the other two, all three of them, the one he bumped into and the other two that were walking with him, right?

1:46.3

They all turn and look at Clarence, and they give him this look. And Clarence is like, oh, my fault, like I wasn't looking where I was going. They don't say anything. They just stare at him intensely. And he's like, ah, like, my fault guy is like, I'm sorry. That's on me. Like my bed. Like I I'm so like why are you staring at me this is making me uncomfortable and anime kids didn't say a word they just kept walking and Clarence

1:53.3

legitimately thought nothing of it because dude just bumped into someone and then said my fault

1:58.3

I wasn't looking where I was going and yes they were a little weird not responding at all.

2:02.6

It was a little creepy. It was a little uncomfortable.

2:05.6

But Clarence legitimately, within five seconds, completely forgot about what just happened,

2:10.6

until the next day rolled around.

2:13.6

So the next day, right, it's recess, and Clarence is this outside, and his friends, you know, I don't know, they're doing something else right now, or Clarence does have friends, but for some reason he's just alone at that very moment. And the three anime kids come up to Clarence. And remember, Clarence isn't like enemies with these people, or at least he didn't think he was. But he also never spoke to them.

2:34.5

So it was kind of weird from to kind of like just come up to him out of the blue and start talking to him.

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