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The Cringiest Kid On The Entire Internet... (FULL MOVIE)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.7688 Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2025

⏱️ 234 minutes

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The Cringiest Kid On The Entire Internet... (FULL MOVIE) Storytime told by Connor Pugs of the cringiest kid ever

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0:00.0

Sometimes it feels like Gen Z kids will literally believe anything they see on TikTok.

0:05.0

So, for example, if you see on TikTok that snow is fake and planted by the government,

0:11.0

a Gen Z kid might actually believe it. And in today's story, one of them does.

0:15.0

It's absolutely crazy. So let's just jump right into it and subscribe if you're new.

0:20.0

And yeah, let's go go so we're going to call

0:22.7

the subscriber who submitted today's story brian so anyways right one day brian was just out with

0:28.4

his class during recess and there's you know it was the winter time so there was snow out there

0:32.9

it was just i don't know man it was always fun when it snowed for me like i'd always like you know

0:37.1

we'd have like snowball fights when the teachers weren't looking. You'd make snow forts, snow castles. It was just so fun to live, like, in a place that had snow. So sorry to the people who haven't experienced snow. It's not actually as fun as some people make it out to be or how it looks, but it can be a lot of fun. But anyways, Brian was with his friends one day,

0:54.8

and this kid who we're going to call the Gen Z kid, and I'm really just calling him the Gen Z kid, not because he was technically born in Gen Z, so don't take it personally, guys, but because he got all of his information off of TikTok and Twitter, which is a total Gen Z kid move. So anyways, you know, so, sorry, I was going to call him Luke.

0:53.7

Brian and his friends were just, you know, so, sorry, I was going to call him Luke.

1:12.1

Brian and his friends were just, you know, out there, chilling, making snow forts, making

1:17.4

some snowballs or whatever. And that's when the Gen Z kid comes up and says, hello, guys,

1:22.3

did you know that actually the snow is a prop from the government, right?

1:30.5

Brian's just like, what?

1:33.0

He's like, yes, guys.

1:34.0

I don't know if you realize this, which you guys are kind of NPC bots, so I wouldn't expect you to realize this.

1:41.5

But the snow is actually fake.

1:44.5

It is a plant from the government.

1:47.0

And Brian's like, okay, like what kind of plant?

1:51.2

Like, why would they make fake snow?

1:53.1

And Brian's like, that's not incredibly important.

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