cringey kid thinks he's "KING" of Summer Camp (storytime)
Connor Pugs
Connor Pugs
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🗓️ 21 August 2025
⏱️ 221 minutes
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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime of a hilarious cringey kid who thinks he is so great and the king of summer camp. This cringey kid must spend all of his time on twitter and tiktok. Try not to laugh at these very hilarious and extremely funny cringe stories!
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| 0:00.0 | What's up guys? Welcome back to a brand new story. Today we have a story time of a Minecraft kid who thinks that Minecraft is real. |
| 0:08.0 | That the real world is Minecraft and that there is no difference at all. I'll know you'll enjoy it, so sit back relax, subscribe if you're new and let's jump right into it. |
| 0:17.0 | So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story, Alex. So anyways, Alex had to go |
| 0:21.6 | babysitting his cousin. And Alex really didn't want to spend his weekend babysitting his cousin, but at the end of the day, what choice did Alex have? I mean, Alex's mom's like, bro, you're going to do it. And when your mom tells you to do something, I don't know about you, but you just got to do it, man, you just got to do it. Anyway, so Alex heads over to his cousin's house. It's about like a 20-minute |
| 0:21.5 | walk from his house because they live in pretty much the same area. So it's not that big of a deal, but he gets over there and Alex's cousin where actually, okay, so we're gonna call throughout the rest of this video, Minecraft kid equals Alex's cousin. So when I say the Minecraft kid, I'm speaking about Alex's cousin. |
| 0:56.3 | So anyways, the Minecraft kid's mom gets to the door, Alex's aunt, and she's like, |
| 1:00.8 | Alex, thank you so much for coming. Like, I know this is on super short notice. I'm so sorry about that. |
| 1:07.6 | There's just really nothing. Like I needed someone to come and I was posting on |
| 1:11.5 | Facebook and your mom offered you, look, I will be paying you. And Alex was kind of thinking to himself, |
| 1:17.0 | oh, word, like, I'm getting paid. Like, this actually isn't the worst deal ever. And yeah, so she's like, |
| 1:21.6 | I'm so sorry about that. Like, look, I know you haven't seen your cousin in a second because |
| 1:26.3 | Alex's little cousin, the Minecraft kid, was like seven, and Alex was like 15, so they didn't really have a lot in common. Believe it or not, the seven-year-olds and the 15-year-olds don't really have a lot in common. I mean, Alex might be like, yo, dude, this girl's super hot. He's like, what's a girl, bro? Like, isn't that just a guy with long hair? But yeah. Anyways, one thing they might have in common is they both kind of like Minecraft. However, the Minecraft kid likes it to a little bit of a different extreme. So anyways, Alex's aunt, like is, you know, at the door talking to him. And that's when the Minecraft kid aka Alex's cousin walks down the stairs and |
| 2:02.7 | Alex's aunt turns around says oh perfect Minecraft kid says his name but Minecraft kid like |
| 2:08.4 | you remember your cousin right and you know Alex kind of looks at him gives kind of like a smile |
| 2:13.7 | very force but whatever but gives a smile and waves and bro his little cousin doesn't even |
| 2:20.2 | wait a second doesn't introduce himself doesn't ask how he's doing doesn't say wow what fine weather |
| 2:26.6 | we have outside he goes right on to saying do you believe Minecraft is real like this is the |
| 2:33.2 | opener bro like i've heard of a lot of pretty crazy pickup lines but i kind of Like, this is the opener, bro. |
| 2:36.2 | Like, I've heard of a lot of pretty crazy pickup lines, |
| 2:38.2 | but I kind of feel like this is a whole new level. |
| 2:41.9 | Like, imagine just like your introduction to seeing someone who you haven't seen in years, even though you live pretty close. |
| 2:45.3 | You haven't seen them in years. |
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