the cringiest kid in the UNIVERSE (scientifically proven) -STORYTIME
Connor Pugs
Connor Pugs
4.7 • 688 Ratings
🗓️ 8 March 2025
⏱️ 240 minutes
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Connor Pugs tells the Storytime of the cringiest kid in the UNIVERSE (scientifically proven) this kid loves skibidi toilet, thinks he has skibidi rizz, is part of tiktok cringe compilations, loves brain rot content on youtube shorts like Topper Guild, Zhong, NichLmao and others. This kid may be dumb, and may be the dumbest kid on the internet, and is probably in one of those fail compilations that are super funny, so try not to laugh at this hilarious storytime!Submit your email here to stay updated! 👇https://forms.gle/eyZ3AGLGDrTDBWTR6Listen to my stories on Spotify: 👇https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugs
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| 0:30.6 | From a dream stand who tries to poison their friend for saying the dream sucks to a dream |
| 0:35.6 | stand that wants to carry dreams big bro what did i just say |
| 0:41.1 | these are the craziest dream stands ever so anyways right the subscriber was friends with this girl let's just say that she may or may not have been that friends, not that close with her after she tries to poison her for saying the dream isn't great, but we'll get to that in a second. But anyways, the subscriber had this girl and several other girls over at her house. So this was like a Saturday morning, whatever. |
| 1:11.6 | They were just kind of chilling. |
| 1:12.7 | You know, they were about to have lunch, |
| 1:14.7 | so I guess it was closer to the afternoon. |
| 1:16.6 | And they were sitting around the kitchen counter, |
| 1:18.6 | and they were literally just talking about, |
| 1:20.5 | oh, who's your favorite YouTube creator? |
| 1:22.8 | Who do you watch? |
| 1:23.9 | Stuff like that. |
| 1:25.1 | And the subscriber was a fan of a lot of people in the Dream S&P, |
| 1:29.3 | but personally said that she didn't like Dream, specifically, which is totally fine. |
| 1:34.0 | You're allowed to like creators, you're allowed to not like other ones, you're allowed to have |
| 1:37.3 | preferences. I mean, you don't have to like my videos, just don't watch them. Like, |
| 1:41.6 | same thing with her. She didn't like Dreams videos. So she avoid watching his videos. And, you know, when he appeared and stuff with other people, |
| 1:49.0 | that was fine, I guess, but I just prefer not to. Easy enough, right? |
| 1:53.0 | However, there was one girl who we're going to call the Dreamstand, who the subscriber was friends with, up until this fateful day, of course. |
| 2:00.0 | But the subscriber was friends with this Dream this faithful day of course but the subscriber was |
| 2:01.5 | friends with this dream stand and uh let's just say she did not take it very well and did not take |
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