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the cringiest kid in the ENTIRE MULTIVERSE 😭 (storytime)

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Connor Pugs

Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.7 β€’ 688 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 4 March 2025

⏱️ 238 minutes

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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about the cringiest kid in the ENTIRE MULTIVERSE 😭 (storytime)

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0:00.0

Today we got a story of a Gen Z kid who thinks that the sky isn't real and that it is a plant by the government.

0:07.9

And a lot of stuff that they learned on TikTok because Gen Z kids spend way too much of time on TikTok.

0:13.0

Yeah, this is a pretty crazy one. So sit back, relax, subscribe if you're new, and let's jump into it.

0:17.4

So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story Adam. So anyways, right,

0:21.3

one day Adam was in class and there's this kid in class who spent a little bit too much time on

0:26.3

TikTok and we're going to call him the Gen Z kid because unfortunately a lot of people in our

0:31.3

generation, including mine, spent a little bit too much time on TikTok and they also get all their

0:36.1

information from TikTok, which is not a

0:38.2

great idea, by the way. So anyways, Adam is this in class and he's talking about, like, I don't know,

0:44.4

he's literally just talking with his friends, nothing that important. And the Gen Z kid comes up to him

0:49.0

is like, dude, what do you think about this guy? And in, I not jenzy sorry adam is kind of looking at this kid with this kind of look of confusion because he's not

0:57.3

totally sure how to respond when this kid looks at him and says what do you think about the

1:01.9

sky it's like i don't know that it's blue it's up like what's the joke here because i know a lot

1:06.7

of people say like some it's always like a part of the joke it's like oh is this guy like blue

1:11.9

or something and then you say something else right so obviously adam was a little bit confused by

1:16.5

this and he was like oh um what and the gen z kids like so do you think it's like real and uh

1:23.9

adam's like yeah yeah, what?

1:27.9

And the Gen Zy kid's like, whoa.

1:29.4

I didn't understand it.

1:30.8

I didn't realize that you were a puppet of The Matrix

1:33.8

and that you worship the government like that.

1:36.4

That's crazy, man.

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