THE CRINGIEST KID IN THE UNIVERSE (Best Stories to Sleep to)
Connor Pugs
Connor Pugs
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🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 192 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | How's it gone, everyone? Today I got a compilation for you of some of the cringiest kids ever and some really funny stories about them. |
| 0:08.0 | I know you'll enjoy this to sit back relax, probably get comfortable as this is definitely a long one. |
| 0:13.0 | Leave a like on the video right now to claim your very own free nothing. With that being said, let's just jump right into it. |
| 0:19.0 | Today we got a story time of a Minecraft kid who actually thinks the Ender Dragon is real and like actually exists in real life, |
| 0:27.6 | as well as does a bunch of other stupid stuff, which is pretty funny. |
| 0:30.6 | So yeah, sit back, relax. |
| 0:32.6 | Leave a like on the video to claim your free nothing. |
| 0:35.6 | Not even a joke, bro. You can actually get your free nothing |
| 0:38.2 | leaving a like. And yeah, let's just jump right into it. So anyways, right, the subscriber who we're |
| 0:42.7 | going to call Kevin, you know, he's sending this story. And this happened to him when he was in third |
| 0:46.9 | grade. He's currently in sixth grade right now. So this was a little while ago. But basically |
| 0:51.4 | right, for Kevin back in third grade. There's his kid in his class, |
| 0:55.1 | and we're just going to call him a Minecraft kid. And I have to say this every single time, |
| 0:59.5 | because I'll always get a comment saying, oh my God, Connor, I play Minecraft. Do you hate me, man? |
| 1:05.0 | Bro, bro, bro, bro. Do you see the background game play right now? Obviously, Minecraft's a cool |
| 1:10.4 | game. I love that game, bro. Like, I don't play it all the time but look the parkour is cool the like just going into a survival world by yourself is like kind of fun for a little while mad respect if you play minecraft but if you're a mcraft kid that's a whole different story man but. But anyways, right, so one day in third grade, there's this kid in Kevin's class, who's the Minecraft kid, and I'm not going to give him a real name. I'm just going to call him Minecraft kid. But anyways, right, one day at recess. At recess, right, the Minecraft kid, you know, was kind of like walking around, wandering around, and Kevin was hanging out with his friends. and then the Minecraft kid you know it was kind of like walking around wandering around and |
| 1:44.5 | Kevin was hanging out with his friends and then the Minecraft kid comes up to Kevin and his friends |
| 1:48.8 | and they were always kind of friendly like they weren't enemies they never fought each other |
| 1:53.6 | or anything like that but basically right the Minecraft kid wasn't like boys with Kevin and his friends |
| 1:59.4 | so it was a little strange that he came up to them basically right the Minecraft kid comes up with Kevin and his friends, so it was a little strange that he came up to them. |
| 2:02.3 | Basically, right, the Minecraft kid comes up to Kevin and his friends and says, |
| 2:05.7 | hey man, do you know Minecraft is real? And everyone's like, bro, what do you mean by that? |
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