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THE CRINGIEST KID IN THE MULTIVERSE (Best Stories to Sleep To)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.7688 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 230 minutes

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Connor Pugs tells stories about THE CRINGIEST KID IN THE MULTIVERSE (Best Stories to Sleep To)

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0:00.0

Today we get a story of probably the cringiest emo kid and when I say the cringiest, I mean the cringiest emo kid of all time.

0:08.1

Leave a like in the video to claim your free nothing and let's call today's subscriber.

0:11.8

Let's call him Daniel. So anyways, right, one day Daniel was in the mall with his friends.

0:16.7

And Daniel and his friends decide that they want to go into Zumi's, which is a, it's a store that has, like, a lot of, like, skater type clothes. They also, like, I used to go in there a little bit, even though I was never kind of like a skater kid. I just like the shirts with the cats with the middle fingers in them. I always thought those shirts were pretty funny, and honestly, I probably rock one of those today if I still had some of those shirts with me. But anyways, right, Daniel and his friends, you know, they decide to go into the store. And they're kind of just looking around, browsing the T-shirts, looking if there's anything they want to buy. And Daniel kind of goes towards the back of the store. And towards the back of the store is where there's a bunch of skateboards or whatever and there's these two kids and they're like

0:55.0

long dark hair there's like uh i don't know a lot of like black eye shadow and makeup all black

1:02.1

clothing kind of like dripped out with like skull chains whatever dude just like kind of looking like

1:08.2

this guy so anyways right daniel doesn't like think anything of it.

1:12.3

He's like, oh, that's like, that's interesting, I guess. Because here's the thing, Daniel doesn't really care how you dress. Daniel doesn't really care how you act. As long as you're like decent to other people, he literally doesn't care if, I don't know, man, like you can do whatever you want. But anyways, Daniel's kind of walking towards the back of the store.

1:29.0

When you sees one of the two emo kids, say, look at him, go up to him and hold out their hand, kind of like someone, like, you know, the traffic guards like go out and hold up their hand to say stop.

1:40.1

And the email kid's like, hey, bro, only emo kids back here. You wouldn't get us anyways. And Daniel kind of looks at him like, bro, I'm just trying to shop in the store. So obviously, Daniel's like, dude, like, I'm just going to go back here real quick. I just want to see what they have. I'm not going to like spend too much time here.

2:01.8

You don't have to worry. And the other email kid steps up and he's like, dude, I don't have to worry

2:08.0

because you're not coming back here, because you're not one of us. We can tell that everyone

2:14.1

understands you unlike us because society, society doesn't get us, like how we get each other.

2:23.9

And Daniel's kind of just looking at these two kids like, bro, bro, what's going on here, bro?

2:28.6

Like, I don't really, I don't really understand.

2:30.8

And Daniel says, all right, man, like, I'm sorry, society sorry society like does you so dirty or whatever

2:37.6

dude and Daniel's like I'll just be a quick second and the other emo kid kind of like snaps back

2:43.6

and him like don't you step one foot further you're not you're not welcome back here you're not

2:48.8

one of us you're not an emo kid.

2:51.9

I don't know if he literally said emo kid.

2:53.9

I don't know if they refer to themselves like that.

2:55.9

But he's like, you don't get us, man.

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