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the cringiest kid in the observable universe.. (full movie!)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6 β€’ 632 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 26 June 2024

⏱️ 221 minutes

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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about the cringiest kid in the observable universe.. (full movie!) this is a great story to fall asleep to and a great video to fall asleep to as this is a compilation of the best stories podcast on spotify and the best minecraft storytimes and roblox storytimes. Try not to laugh and try not to cringe at these funny and cringey stories Listen to my stories on Spotify: πŸ‘‡ https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620 Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugs Follow me on snapchat @connorpugs

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0:00.0

What's up guys? Welcome back to a brand new story. Today we have a story time of a Minecraft kid who thinks that Minecraft is real.

0:08.0

That the real world is Minecraft and that there is no difference at all. I know you'll enjoy it, so sit back, relax, subscribe if you're new and let's jump right into it.

0:17.0

So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story, Alex. So anyways, Alex had to go

0:21.5

babysit his cousin. And Alex really didn't want to spend his weekend babysitting his cousin, but at the

0:25.7

end of the day, what choice did Alex have? I mean, Alex's mom's like, bro, you're going to do it. And when

0:31.3

your mom tells you to do something, I don't know about you, but you just got to do it, man. You just gotta do it. Anyway, so Alex heads over to his cousin's house.

0:38.3

It's about like a 20-minute walk from his house because they live in pretty much the same area.

0:43.3

So it's not that big of a deal, but he gets over there and Alex's cousin where actually, okay, so we're gonna call throughout the rest of this video,

0:50.3

Minecraft kid equals Alex's cousin. So when I say the Minecraft kid, I'm speaking about Alex's cousin.

0:56.3

So anyways, the Minecraft kid's mom gets to the door, Alex's aunt, and she's like,

1:00.8

Alex, thank you so much for coming. Like, I know this is on super short notice. I'm so sorry about that.

1:07.6

There's just really nothing. Like, I needed someone to come and I was posting on Facebook and your mom offered you.

1:13.5

Look, I will be paying you. And Alex was kind of thinking to himself, oh, word, like, I'm getting paid.

1:18.6

Like, this actually isn't the worst deal ever. And yeah, so she's like, I'm so sorry about that.

1:22.8

Like, look, I know you haven't seen your cousin in a second because Alex's little cousin of Minecraft

1:28.3

kid was like seven and Alex was like 15.

1:32.1

So they didn't really have a lot in common.

1:33.7

Believe it or not, the seven-year-olds and the 15-year-olds don't really have a lot in common.

1:39.3

I mean, Alex might be like, yo, dude, this girl's super hot.

1:41.9

He's like, what's a girl, bro?

1:43.4

Like, isn't that just a guy with long hair? But yeah, anyways, one thing they might have in common is they both

1:48.8

kind of like Minecraft. However, the Minecraft kid likes it to a little bit of a different

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