How's it going, everyone? Today we have a story time of a kid who punches his teacher in class because the teacher disrespected skibbity toilet.

Yeah, I really don't know either, bro. This might be actual proof that Gen Alpha is cooked.

But either way, it's a pretty entertaining story. So leave a like on the video right now to claim your free nothing.

Subscribe to the channel if you're new and let's just jump right into it. Anyway, so we're going to call a subscriber

who submitted this story, Ryan. So anyways, in Ryan's class, there's a kid who we're going to call

Ben. I know. Shocker. No way you could have seen that coming. But anyways, right, so Ben was a skibbitty toilet kid.

And now, exactly one summer ago, as what happened to many of these other kids as well,

essentially what happened is that Ben's parents were like, do whatever you want, bro. Like,

we don't have anything planned. If you want to stay inside all day and play

video games that's fine if you want to go outside and explore nature and allow your mind to grow

that's also okay but of course ben decided that he was going to stay inside and of course

ben unfortunately stumbled upon uh the skibody toilet Hole. If you don't know what that is,

it's basically just this like, it's this like a series, I should say, of videos, like a story

of these like these things, these like people in toilets versus I don't even, I don't even

know how to describe it. I'm not going to try to describe it, bro.

But anyways, right, Skatee Toilet Syndrome is basically the definition of it is,

kid basically spends 200,000 hours watching Skivdy Toilet, it destroys his prefrontal cortex, his entire brain has melted, and then he becomes insane. Some of them can only speak in words from

the Skibbitty Toilet songs. So if you're like, hey man, like how's it going? He'll just say

Skibbop bop bop and he'll say, uh, are you okay? He'll say Skiddy bop, yes, yes. That's like all

he can communicate in. But others just kind of become deranged in different ways.

I've told story times on this channel of kids who have tried to sacrifice people to Skivty

Toilet, which is such a normal thing to do, bro.

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