the cringiest gen alpha kid on the planet.. (STORYTIME)

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6 • 632 Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2024

⏱️ 238 minutes

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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about the cringiest gen alpha kid on the planet.. this gen alpha kid has no attention span and loves skibidi toilet and other tiktok brainrot. I hope you like these spotify stories, minecraft stories, roblox stories as these are great stories to fall asleep to. I would say these are the best stories on youtube and the best stories on spotify. You can listen to these stories like a story podcast and this is the best story podcast. You'll not only get brainrot gen alpha stories, but you'll also get spoiled brother and spoiled rich kid stories! Listen to my stories on Spotify: 👇 https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620 Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugs Follow me on snapchat @connorpugs

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0:00.0	How's it going, everyone? Today we got a story time of a Minecraft kid who ends up destroying his entire house
0:06.5	because he was playing with his quote-unquote flint and steel, basically playing with the lighter, trying to do Minecraft in real life
0:14.2	because the kid actually believed that Minecraft was real and he was like, oh yeah, the physics will be exactly the same.
0:20.7	So he ends up burning down
0:21.9	his entire house. Pretty crazy story. I think you guys will enjoy, so sit back, relax, subscribe if you're
0:26.8	new. Leave a like on the video to claim your free nothing. And with that being said, uh, let's just
0:31.8	jump right into it. So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story, Eric. So anyways,
0:37.1	right, Eric's mom
0:38.2	informed him that they would be going over to their cousin's house for the weekend. So this was
0:43.7	during summer and, you know, Eric was off from school. He was kind of just chilling, having
0:47.5	pretty good time. And, you know, his cousin is significantly younger, so like four or five plus
0:54.0	years. And it's always difficult,
0:56.9	like, to hang out with family members sometimes if they are a significantly different age
1:01.0	demographic than you. Unless it's like 30 and 40, because you can get along, like, you're both
1:06.5	adults, you can get along with, you can at least, you know, I don't know, understand adult stuff
1:10.5	together. But I don't know about you guys, but like just hanging out with people that are,
1:14.4	especially if you're 15, hanging out like a 10 year old is just like, bro, how do you even do that,
1:18.6	bro? Unless you can like both play the same video game and relate over that. However, though, so Eric's mom's like, hey, we're just gonna, you're gonna have to do it, you're gonna have to suck it up, like, sucks to suck.
1:29.6	Basically telling Eric that it's, like, she knows that he probably would prefer to be doing something else with his time, and he probably wouldn't want to, but that it was a non-negotiable.
1:41.8	Yeah, so another thing that she informed Eric was that apparently, you know,
1:46.6	their aunt had been telling her that, you know, Eric's cousin had a bit of an addiction to this
1:51.8	game called Minecraft. Well, Eric knew what Minecraft was. Like, it's pretty hard to be, you know,
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