Kid Almost K*LLS Girlfriend Over Skibidi Toilet (storytime)

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6 • 632 Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2024

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Connor pugs tells a Storytime about a Gen Alpha Kid Almost K*LLS Girlfriend Over Skibidi Toilet. This generation alpha kid loves skibidi toilet and thinks he has skibidi rizz because he has tiktok brainrot, and for this reason this spoiled brat is absolutely crazy! Try not to laugh at this funny gen alpha storytime! Listen to my stories on Spotify: 👇 https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620 Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugs Follow me on snapchat @connorpugs

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0:00.0	How's it going, everyone? Today we have a story time of a Gen Alpha kid who almost game ends
0:07.2	slash no longer alive. His girlfriend over Skibbitty Toilet. Yeah, this generation is actually cooked.
0:17.0	I think it might be genuinely over for Gen Alpha. This story is absolutely crazy, so you're definitely going to want to stick around.
0:23.6	Leave a like on the video right now to claim your free nothing, and let's just jump right into the story.
0:28.6	Anyways, so we're going to call the subscriber in this story Gavin.
0:34.6	So anyways, there's actually two main characters. The subscriber who submitted the story,
0:39.3	which you can submit stories to me. Go to Instagram, look up Connor Pugs, actually have
0:44.3	1.2 million, more on there than here, because I post reels that do really well. Message me your
0:50.0	stories on there. Anyways, there's two main characters. Gavin, who submitted this and then his
0:55.4	close friend, Nicholas, or we might just call him Nico, I might just go back and forth. If you
1:00.4	hear either of those, that's the same guy. So Gavin and Nico are two really close dudes,
1:05.3	they're best friends, basically, and they have a kid in their class. We're going to call this kid Ben. Of course,
1:12.8	we're going to call this kid Ben. If you've been around on the channel for a second, you already
1:16.8	saw that coming 100 million miles away. Anyways, though, so this kid Ben, he is your standard
1:24.6	gen alpha brain rot kid.
1:31.1	Bro actually believes anything he sees on the internet.
1:39.6	So last summer, one summer ago, it's kind of crazy to think that Skivety Toilet is almost going to be dropping a year old now, which is kind of crazy.
1:48.0	But anyways, right, last summer, what happened was that Ben spent all day inside on his iPad. This generation might be genuinely cooked, bro.
1:51.0	I mean, it's like okay to have a phone, it's okay to have an iPad. I mean, you're literally watching this video right now.
1:58.0	I think it's okay to give your kids some access to the internet because bro,
2:02.6	I'm going to be honest, like everyone's on there. You're going to feel really left out.
2:07.3	Personally, I think my kid's not getting any access to the internet until they're at least 12
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