The Crew Gives Ethan A Makeover - Off The Rails #62

H3 Podcast

Ethan Klein

Comedy

4.7 • 25K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2023

⏱️ 199 minutes

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Today, the crew gives Ethan a thrift store makeover! We also have a discussion on Vitaly's recent comeback, BigNik's further descent into Christian fundamentalism, a Wendy Williams update, and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes
0:16.3	What? Whoa!
0:18.2	Scars, look at the falling!
0:20.2	I'm still not looking!
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catded!
0:29.0	Simple, huh?
0:31.0	What up everybody, welcome to the H3 Podcast March 1st, the dawn of the new month.
0:40.3	We are here, we are ready, we are coming in waves. God, I woke up this morning and like
0:48.3	first thing I set up, I had like a cramp in my neck or something.
0:54.0	I can't really move my head, and full motion.
0:57.6	Okay, alright. I was talking about something important, have a good night.
1:02.0	Have a good night. Yeah, one of my favorite nights. Have a good night. Yeah, one of my favorite nights.
1:10.0	Wait, wait, let me talk!
1:12.0	16 is the age of consent. Team star, shut up!
1:14.0	I love that, a little special Team star, Medellin.
1:34.0	It's nice to remind everybody from time to time just what a piece of shit he is.
1:41.0	Oh, thank you. God damn those. So back to the important stuff, my neck.
1:47.0	Oh, I guess, am I not eating enough bananas? Is that what cramps are?
1:52.0	What did they say, right? Potassium?
1:55.0	I'm falling!
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