My Mom Calls In To Explain Selena Gomez vs. Hailey Bieber Drama - H3TV #67

H3 Podcast

Ethan Klein

Comedy

4.7 • 25K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2023

⏱️ 220 minutes

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Today we are joined by Shirtless Eddie! He is the cohost for the day, and regales us all with his incredible tales of Hollywood. Donna also calls in for a deep dive into the Selena Gomez/Hailey Bieber drama, the destruction of Dilbert, Jake Paul's first L, and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes
0:16.3	What? Whoa!
0:18.2	Scars, look at the falling!
0:20.2	I'm still not looking!
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catded!
0:29.0	Simple, huh?
0:30.2	Two.
0:31.6	Hello everybody and welcome! It is Monday February 27th. It is cold!
0:40.4	Out here in Los Angeles, but I'll tell you what, there's one man that's not affected.
0:46.8	He's goes rain, shine, sleet, snow, sunny. It's shirtless Eddie.
0:57.0	By the way guys, this shot goes through the wide again. Bro, I do not like this shot.
1:01.8	Look at my leg, look at all fucking beast bro. Look how fat I am. You can't do that to me.
1:08.2	What is this shot? Just to fight this. What are you upset about? Look at me, look at my legs, dude.
1:18.2	You're not supposed to see my legs like that. What the hell, Dan? Do something.
1:21.8	It looks like I'm been photoshopped. Literally 60 seconds ago, you looked at this shot and you're like,
1:27.3	it looks great, I love this.
1:31.0	I don't remember saying that. Yeah, it was just two minutes ago.
1:34.7	Well, I didn't realize, show my legs again. I look like a damn like one of those edits where my body looks all fucked up.
1:41.0	It doesn't look that weird. I think it's just, yeah, no comment.
1:44.2	Eddie, you've been checking your zipper. What's the concern over there?
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