Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the toast and happy. Friday, Friday gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend. Friday, Friday. Jackson cleared on Friday. Hey, Jax.

Hey, Clair, hi there. And today's such a treat because you were supposed to be locked heard in LA, but you came home a day early, which meant that we could get back to business as usual here in our remote podcasting setup. So, hi, hi. Yes, what a nice treat that we ended up this week was very fluid up in the air. And then we ended up starting the week together and ending the week together. We had great episodes in between, but I'm sorry. There's nothing like Jackson, Clair remote setup. I have to say that is definitely my favorite way to podcast. I

really prefer it to podcasting in person. Really, you prefer it to win. I'm in New York or yes, flamingos. Yes. I have a hot take actually. I wonder why I have a hot take. Okay, what's your take? I like Joe, I like I hate podcasting in flamingos. I feel like I do my worst work there. And I always look ugly. I feel like we always have a really fun episode because we have so many things to share because we've been doing like fun things down here. Same with when I'm in New York, but like we lead our own lives there. So it's like when you're here,

like you're living with me, we just have like so many funny stories, like staying up late night, chit chat, watching stuff together. But the next time you may become to New York, you might be staying in my house too. That's true. So we might have that same energy that you don't like apparently. Actually, yeah, maybe don't stay with me. No, I feel like I haven't even spoken about how I'm literally moving in like five days. That's how I like to move in this world. Like, you know, do things in the dark and they'll show in the light. Like you don't need to tell me.

Tell everyone every step that you're taking. But then bam, I'm in a new house. Bam, good counts. Bam, a fucking bullet ripped off potty ahead. Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now, Anxia, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing? Let's talk about that. Sure. I mean, best movie ever. My cousin, Vinnie, if you haven't seen it, finish watching the toast. Finish watching the toast because that's what you

need to do today. We need your download. And then go watch my cousin, Vinnie. It's probably one of the greatest monologues in cinematic history. And all, of course, we create it. But then I do have a story for you. Okay. Imagine you're at Zia. So here, let me just set it up because yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. What's her name? Marissa Tome. Marissa Tome. She's dating Vinnie, my cousin. He's a lawyer and he's going hunting with the legal team down in wherever the fuck they

are trying to get his cousin off of a murder case. Yeah. And he's trying to pick out his pants for the hunt. So he's asked, and Marissa Tome, at this point,

it's just had enough with Vinnie. Yeah, they're like living in a motel. They're from the north. They're like in the south and the sticks. Yeah, she's not for this life.

So he's like, what do you think of my pants? And she's just done and she storms out of the bathroom. And she says, imagine your idea. You

prancid along, you get a little thirsty, you spout a little brook. You put your little dillips down to the cool, clear water.

And bam, a fucking bullet rips off the pot of your head. Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces.

No, AXia, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

Seen ends. Now, I want to say like for many, and this is something like I've time to be honest, you know,

this is a monologue I have memorized and recited many times. At one point, like I definitely made it part of my personality.

And I just want to say I have a very distinct memory of us as a family watching that movie and becoming obsessed with that monologue. And like, it was your thing.

And I literally stole it from you. And I'm like, I know the monologue. Like I made it my thing. I, I, I know that I did that. And I'm sorry. And like, it's

so nice because I would never have said it because I would sound fucking crazy. You would. You would.

If I said like the monologue was mine, I really identified with it. And I plucked it out of the movie. It really resonated with me.

And I stole it. And I'm like, I know the monologue. Like I made it my, like, I made it for I feel like for a while on like my snapchat back in the day. I used to like do it all the time.

Yeah, but I also feel like I can recognize that like you did it better than me. So like,

I'll take it and you run with it. I feel like that happens a lot of times on the show. It's like, I'll have like an idea or a thought that like I sort of whisper.

And then you give it like a megaphone. And you know, that's why we're such a great team. Yeah, because I'm, it takes both. You're the creator. And I'm the thief.

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