Good morning millennials.

millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday.

Hope everybody's having a gorgeous day.

It's a big week.

It's a big week for law.

It's also a big week for the toast because this is the unofficial, official end of my maternity leave.

Yes. I'm back now five days a week. So get ready for some more Jackson Claude original recipe.

Because we're back, back in the toasty groove.

Yeah, we're back back in the toasty groove.

If nothing else, that's a good title for today,

back in the toasty groove.

Check.

But we'll see what happens.

We could say something so funny, so dynamic, so powerful.

I wouldn't put it past us. I never do. So yeah, it's a big week. I know everyone's

fucking tired of hearing it, but I'm finally moving. I think it's three years in the making. I am moving. This is the week after five years and we've already begun the process, you know? Yesterday, Ben and I, like, I want to move into my new place

with as little crap as possible.

I feel like when you move, you always just like acquire stuff.

So if I can go in with as little, like I'm becoming like one of those people like

Shanley and Woodley like I'm giving up all my material things. You're Marie

Condo. Yeah but I want to live like a clutterless life and I live with Ben

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