The Craziest Fight at a High School Dance

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Get tickets to The Stupid Summer Tour - https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens

Call the Unhinged line at (667) 577-0807 if you have a wild story, need advice or a debate settled, etc

Sipping on Green Tea and spilling all your secrets, Chris unpacks your most embarrassing moments, debates signing political petitions while on acid, worries about mixing shrooms and weed, gives the final verdict on sending salacious snapchat streaks, dives into all things Dude Ranches, talks about thongs in uncomfortable places, hears about the messiest homecoming beef, digs into a mom brawl and being sent to jail, revisits getting messy at college parties, and cringes at dropping keys down an elevator shaft.

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Produced by Chris Klemens (https://www.youtube.com/chris), Jake Wachtel (https://www.instagram.com/jacobwachtel/) & Justin Bretter (https://justinbretter.com)

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.0	Oh my God, the green tea I'm drinking is like so brat summer. I mean it's like a water down
0:16.7	brat summer. Anyways all I'm trying to say is it's kind of lime green. Yeah I don't't know guys. Hey everybody, what's up? Welcome back to
0:24.8	unhinged with Chris Clemens. Now before we get into the episode I want to say that my
0:28.4	tour, the stupid summer tour, starts in Chicago this weekend from when this is posted.
0:34.0	Next week afterwards we're going to be in Nashville and then following that it will be Philadelphia, New York,
0:40.0	Los Angeles and San Francisco.
0:42.0	You can go to any of the links in my bio and there will be the links for the tickets in my link tree.
0:48.8	You can go to link TR.EE slash Chris Clemens to get tickets.
0:54.6	Be sure to get tickets.
0:55.4	They'll be in the description of this episode.
0:57.4	And yeah, anyways, now for today's episode,
1:00.8	I am equal parts excited as I am nervous because last week on August 2nd I released my very first stand-up special on my YouTube channel,
1:13.4	YouTube.com slash Chris, and it really was probably
1:18.7	the highest production I've ever uploaded to my channel there were four cameras there was months of editing
1:28.3	there's odd like it's just it is Netflix comedy special quality I'm not fucking with you multiple people
1:35.4	said that and I'm just really proud of it however if you have been following me
1:40.2	since April when I recorded it you know that there is some lore behind the stand-up special.
1:48.0	And I am finally going to tell y'all about the dysfunction, disaster, just absolute debauchery that was that day that I recorded
2:01.3	my stand-up special.
2:02.6	Now I will be talking about it on the after show
2:05.0	on Patreon.com slash Chris Clemens.
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