He Brought a Gun on a First Date

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2024

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Donning the The Stupid Summer Tour merch and talking through all your tea, Chris listens to your biggest red flags, debates horse girls, discusses never being wrong, worries about bringing guns to a date, unpacks overthinking and oversleeping, breaks into bullying, cringes about socks and sandals, spills about speaking your truth, goes through your mental health resume, speaks to some snapchat story shenanigans, gives the final verdict on unwanted invites to the function, hears about cat litter chaos and getting arrested, goes off about blaming someone else for bad behavior, dives into astrological sign excuses, digs into workplace crushes, exposes people who play down relationships, and freaks about all things f***ing around and finding out.

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Produced by Chris Klemens (https://www.youtube.com/chris), Jake Wachtel (https://www.instagram.com/jacobwachtel/) & Justin Bretter (https://justinbretter.com)

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.0	It was the night before tour and all through the studio. I honestly didn't think through this rhyme.
0:18.0	So that's pretty coolio! Pachow! Dr. Seuss, eat your heart out.
0:23.2	Bich.
0:24.2	Anyways, hi everybody, what's up and welcome to Unhinch
0:26.0	with Chris Clemens.
0:27.2	Do you guys want to hear some really fucking cool news?
0:29.6	I did record like four phone calls that were like so great. I had so much fun and then I
0:37.2	look over a boop not recording I made sure it was recording I don't. I, okay, it's okay. We're gonna get into it. Okay, like I said,
0:48.0	tour starts tomorrow for me, so I'm a little bit on edge. There are still some tickets available to the stupid summer tour. You can get them in the
0:56.0	description. But yeah, I put out a thing on my Instagram story for people to call 667-57-57, 807, and to call in about what your red flags are.
1:09.2	Because I've asked this question on the street and I feel like if anybody else has some crazy things to say, it is you guys.
1:18.4	Now I am also very excited on a totally random note that I try to beta blocker.
1:24.0	Well, I mean, I have a prescription, but I just tried it for the first time today.
1:27.0	And oh my God, my heart rate is like sitting pretty right now.
1:30.0	It's really exciting.
1:32.0	Anyways, we are going to open up the phone lines again.
1:35.0	Ugh! If you, Ugh!
1:38.0	Ugh! Disgusted. I'm absolutely disgusted with technology. The way
1:44.8	I could absolutely shank a bitch right now is crazy.
1:49.2	Fuck. Oh, we're getting a call.
1:56.0	Hello and thank you for calling Unhinsed with Chris Clemens. What the hell is up?
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