The Crackhead Casanova

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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The Bits; Darklord Freedom Fighter calls Macys. The Show: Bryan and Hoadley breakdown a video from the worlds creepiest man. A man who claims to be a 'pick up artist". Listen as they critique his artistry! Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm investigating a global conspiracy to overthrow the democratically elected president
0:19.5	of these United States, so can I talk to your bedding department?
0:23.0	Greg, is that you again?
0:24.0	That is not my name, man.
0:25.3	My deep state eliminator name is Freedom Fighter Dark Lord 300.
0:28.8	That's right, I'm sorry, you're Lord Shes.
0:30.8	Come on now, you know this is serious.
0:32.3	Right, sorry you're freedomist.
0:33.8	Okay, I'll connect you right away, but this is the last phone call I'm connected with.
0:37.8	Thank you.
0:38.8	Magda, Trump, 2024.
0:40.8	Maybe bedding department where we love the foe of all right over your eyes.
0:47.8	How can I help you?
0:48.8	Yes, I am a Freedom Fighter and I'm investigating a global conspiracy to overthrow our democratically
0:53.3	elected president and ruler Donald J. Trump.
0:56.3	I need to ask you a few questions.
0:57.8	Greg, you really have to do this now.
0:59.8	The Communist Party will stop at nothing and neither will I.
1:02.5	We both know Fidel Castro is alive and well and living in a bunker under the Pirates
1:06.0	of the Caribbean ride in Disney World right now.
1:08.5	It is my belief that your bedding store is ground zero for the national security headquarters
1:12.5	of the Alliance to drain this swamp.
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