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The Commercial Break

Mushroom Magnum P.I.

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5758 Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2020

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

The Bits: Pastor Kenny and his hype man Dale review Dale's performance. The Show: Bryan explains how a lost kitten, magic mushrooms and auto theft made for one memorable evening where, luckily, he was not the one arrested!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.      To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

I

0:07.6

I'm a l'ma doing dog. Oh

0:15.0

Me oh

0:17.6

God you sounds so good Kenny the Lord is with you tonight. He's hot with you tonight

0:22.2

I can tell you right now you

0:24.2

Becky any you have got plain on the brain. Now you are gonna have that new jet by the time you go off air tonight

0:30.3

I just know it all right. I guess we got to address something though. Hey, Dale come on in here

0:36.7

We got to go over tonight sermon, please. Oh, I think the pastors talking to me sure thing pastor coming right up

0:47.1

Dale I've been sitting with the Lord all the day

0:50.5

We've been sitting and we've been a praying and I have felt this spirit

0:55.2

Inside me and I had to ask him a few questions. Do you know what I had to ask him down?

0:59.9

Hmm. I just don't know I couldn't even guess like maybe how we turned all that water into wine

1:05.5

That was amazing. No, Dale. Not about the damn water

1:09.2

Now I need you to get serious. I need you to get focused. We got a big service coming up tonight

1:13.8

I need that new plane and we need to get your performance three you have not been doing well lately

1:19.2

Are you telling me you don't like the way I'm hyping your pastor Kenny? No son

1:23.7

I do not you sound like you took for ambient and ate a mouth full of sand

1:27.8

I need a hot man that can keep up when we start talking and tongue and asking for money

1:32.6

That's our stairway to heaven. That's our buzzer beating three pointer. That's our porn movie money shop

1:39.0

Dale do you hear what I'm asking you Dale? Is there anyone at home up there Dale? Well, jeez now Kenny

1:44.7

I have no idea

1:45.9

You don't have any idea if you got models up in that shoulder box. No, no, no pastor

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