The Coronavirus Reaches Global Pandemic Status | Bill de Blasio & Dave Burd
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2020
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:06.0 | March 11, 2020. |
| 0:09.0 | From Comedy Central's World News Headquarters in New York. |
| 0:12.0 | This is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 0:15.0 | Here's edition. |
| 0:31.0 | Welcome to the Daily Show, everybody. |
| 0:32.0 | Thank you so much for tuning in. |
| 0:33.0 | Thank you for coming out. |
| 0:34.0 | Thank you so much for coming out. |
| 0:37.0 | Take a seat. |
| 0:38.0 | Let's make a show on Trevor Noah. |
| 0:40.0 | We have two guests joining us tonight. |
| 0:42.0 | First, here to talk about New York City's response to the coronavirus. |
| 0:46.0 | Mayor Bill DeBlasio is joining us, everybody. |
| 0:50.0 | And then, and then we're going to be joined by the star of the new show, Dave Lil Dickie is here. |
| 0:58.0 | Also, on tonight's episode, Bernie Sanders isn't going anywhere. |
| 1:03.0 | Twilett paper could get you killed and Joe Biden is sick of your shit. |
| 1:08.0 | So let's catch up on today's headlines. |
| 1:14.0 | Alright, so look, normally we would catch up on all of the headlines from around the world. |
| 1:18.0 | You know, maybe we'd talk about Harvey Weinstein getting 23 years in prison. |
| 1:23.0 | Uh, yeah. |
| 1:25.0 | We could talk about the Supreme Courts giving President Trump a victory on immigration. |
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