Introducing Trump's Best Word Bracket | Jason Reynolds & Ibram X. Kendi

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 11 March 2020

⏱️ 27 minutes

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The coronavirus leads to widespread "social distancing" in the U.S., Trevor unveils Trump's Best Word Bracket, and Jason Reynolds and Ibram X. Kendi discuss "Stamped." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:06.0	March 10, 2020.
0:09.0	From Comedy Central's World News Headquarters in New York.
0:12.0	This is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah.
0:15.0	Here's edition.
0:16.0	The Daily Show.
0:46.0	Everybody!
0:47.0	It's been a really fun discussion.
0:49.0	Also on tonight's show, you lost half a trillion dollars yesterday.
0:53.0	We decide Trump's best words and the coronavirus is sharing your Uber pool.
0:58.0	So let's catch up on today's headlines.
1:03.0	Let's kick it off with the stock market.
1:06.0	It's like a casino without the buffets.
1:08.0	And for the last 24 hours, it's been on a wild ride.
1:13.0	Breaking news tonight, market meltdown.
1:16.0	As the coronavirus spreads, stocks take a nose dive.
1:19.0	The Dow closing down more than 2000 points.
1:22.0	The market's worth day since the 2008 financial crisis.
1:26.0	Wall Street's wild ride continued today.
1:28.0	The Dow surged after President Trump talked about an economic stimulus plan.
1:32.0	You see, stocks rallied in that final hour of trading up 1100 points.
1:36.0	If it was the day of 2518.
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