The Corny Joke Off: Mother's Day Edition!

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🗓️ 6 May 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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The battle is on between Davi and Cassie! They have both come in with their BEST corny dad jokes – and they’re pulling out all the cheesy stops. They’ll go head-to-head, and we’ll determine who is the corniest. Up today is a special – you guessed it – Mother's Day edition! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.1	Focus on mothers in the Mother's Day corny joke off.
0:06.1	Me so corny, so so corny, me so corny, me so corny, me so corny.
0:13.8	Me so corny, so so corny, me so corny, it's corny joke time.
0:21.4	That's the first time we've ever listened to that and I've craved corn.
0:25.3	Like I'm just really craving a really good grilled corn on the cob right now.
0:32.5	No one ever says that.
0:33.9	Like I could really go for some corn ever.
0:36.1	She just did.
0:36.9	I did.
0:37.7	That's the first.
0:38.7	It happened.
0:39.3	Like some street corn or like some fair corn, you know, and you can get the like they
0:42.8	pill it back for you and you can eat it right there on the cob at the fair.
0:45.6	Okay.
0:46.6	Yeah.
0:47.6	When they put all the spice in the maze.
0:49.2	That's where it's at.
0:50.4	Awesome corn.
0:51.4	Sorry.
0:52.4	Awesome corn.
0:53.4	I'm going to say that.
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