Live your life, boy!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, you're host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed popcast on the interweb.

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for all?

Yeah, rear naked choke of Cocker Spaniel, bro.

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All right, guys.

Welcome to another episode of the conspiracy farm,

where I'm joined by my co-host, sidekick, the commander. Jeffrey Wilson, how are you,

brother?

Hi, Patrick. I am maintaining, brother, as you know, it's been a crazy week for your boy, a couple

weeks for your boy. Not to say Bumont and my tale of, well, we're all going through something,

but it's been a little crazy around the Wilson tribe. Things are looking up, though.

But yeah, just maintaining trying to stay sane in an insane world.

And our guest today is going to help us do that in a healthy way.

Yes.

And this is going to be a great episode.

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