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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, you're host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed popcast on the interweb.

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

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All right, hello, and welcome to another installment.

Jeffrey Wilson is certainly here with me today, as always,

and we're excited to bring a special guest to you.

This is a special treat.

This really is for me.

Rarely do we have somebody on the show with his level of knowledge and experience in a myriad of different areas.

This is a gentleman who is an expert in soil remediation, reclamation, an agriculture expert, and also homeopathic doctor, a guy who has treated upwards of 19 to 20,000 patients, millions of acres of land.

He's treated.

He's got numerous products on the market to help agriculture folks, garden folks, lawn and garden, whatever, whatever

it is you need to fix with your soil, your animals, and yourself, this man can do it.

Dr. Will Spencer, we want to welcome you to the show.

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