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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

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I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for all?

Yeah, rear naked choke of Cocker Spaniel, bro.

You don't change the neighborhood up.

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Yeah, we've got a really, really cool guest today.

Very, very interesting cat.

And Jeff, you know, real quick, you know, we talk about this asymmetrical

self-defense, this mindset for modern man and food is certainly one of the very ever-present

items that we must secure and must have to remain independent and free. And so the

guests that we're going to have on today. And you've talked about this a lot. You've probably talked about it even more than and free. And so the guests that we're going to have on today,

and you've talked about this a lot.

You've probably talked about it even more than I had in the past,

but it's going to be a fun episode nonetheless, right?

Yeah, no, absolutely.

His work is absolutely, like he was saying beforehand,

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