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Greetings and salutations, as always, to our faithful farmers.

As we get ready to get on the good foot and do the bad thing.

With another episode of the conspiracy farmers is always always always so great to be back to hollering to you guys

and it's always good to be riding with my partner in crime ufc hall of fame or pat milittitz

pat patrick how are we doing this afternoon good all right brother how are you i'm good man it's like

60 degrees down here in the louis it was like sub

zero the other day and now it's schizophrenic and up to 60 climate crisis louis yeah that's the

global thing i guess they say but um yeah today is gonna be uh just chopping it up freestyling a little

bit just um news stuff that's in the news i guess Yeah, today is going to be just chopping it up, freestyling a little bit.

Just news, stuff that's in the news.

I guess, you know, we should probably abreast our farmers, Patrick, about the situation, if you will.

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