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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, you're host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed popcast on the interweb.

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for all?

Yeah, rear naked choke of Cocker Spaniel, bro.

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Jeffrey Wilson is joining me today.

Of course, as always, my co-host, Jeffrey, how are you?

I am doing well, my friend, doing my well.

I've been nursing this weird head cold for like the last, I never get sick, but it's like

when it does is this like long, not really super debilitating, but like my nose has been leaking.

Now it's, I'm just feeling a little wonky, but blessed to be here, bro.

Bless to have another chat with you.

I had a brief chat here with our guest today and looking forward to getting into it.

Yeah, so let's get to our guest, Mariah Prussia is her name, and she's done a lot of things.

This is kind of a hard approach, actually, to introducing this wonderful person because there are so many things on the list here that she's accomplished, so to speak. So I'm going to go down.

I'm going to try not to embarrass her too much, I guess, with some of this.

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