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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, you're host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed popcast on the interweb.

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

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Yeah, rear naked choke of Cocker Spaniel, bro.

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Jeff, how are you doing down there today in St. Louis?

I am doing very well, Champ.

It's a beautiful day here in the Showmey State, getting a little chilly.

Fall has fallen. Soon it'll be winter. Soon it will be Turkey Day. And I'm just thinking,

you know, soon it'll be summer. Time just flies by anymore, bro.

Older we get, the faster it goes.

That's how it seems. Yep. But speaking of the time, let's get right to our guest.

He, I tell you what, my sister, who learned how to can from my mother and my grandmother,

and my sister has got a lot of knowledge.

How to do you can, she was explaining how to, I thought, okay, I don't know a whole lot

because she said, this is how you do your own well, and she started to explain it.

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