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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, you're host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed popcast on the interweb.

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for all?

Yeah, rear naked choke of Cocker Spaniel, bro.

You don't change the neighborhood up.

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Of course, joined, as always, with my co-host, by my co-host, Jeffrey Wilson.

The brains behind the operation.

How are you, Jeff?

Well, let's not get crazy, shall we?

Let's not get crazy.

But, you know, it's always fun, always awesome.

We're riding shotgun with you.

I mean, wanted to speak to this gentleman.

I mean, I've spoke to him before, but I've always wanted to him to speak to him in a more official capacity to record what he's been up to. He's one of those, I like to call these alchemical agents of

altruistic agents of alchemy because he's transforming human beings' lives. And there's not a lot of

people who can say they're doing that. He's not necessarily turning lead into gold, but he's helping

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