Live your life, boy!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, you're host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed popcast on the interweb.

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for?

Yeah, rear naked choke of Cocker Spaniel,

right? You don't change the neighborhood up.

Conspiracy farm. Go. Check it out.

And

what? Here

we go. Back in the

motherfucking saddle. Boy,

it's your boy. Jeffrey Wilson here, back in the motherfuck and saddle boy it's your boy Jeffrey Wilson here back in the farm with my partner in crime Patrick J. Millenitch man it's been a long time coming I'm feeling the love

our faithful farmers who have missed us and we have missed you.

You can believe that.

Patrick, how are you doing today, my friend?

I'm doing good, man.

Welcome back to all of our listeners who lost us and couldn't find us again when we launched with a different name to the podcast.

I guess we threw people off.

We threw a curveball at everybody when we rebranded,

so we're back doing the conspiracy farm. And ultimately, I guess it's important for us to use

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