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Greetings and salutations, ladies and gentlemen, back at you one more again for another episode

of the conspiracy farm.

Unfortunately, I am not riding shotgun with UFC Hall of hall of favor this evening he is in the middle of a hectic move and is uh taking care of that

right now and he of course will be back with me writing shotgun but tonight ladies a gentleman

to say i mean this is truly one of my favorite human beings on the planet.

Meeting this man has, you know, literally changed the course of my life and the quality of my

life and my understanding of who we are and all of this stuff.

He's just a diligent, diligent researcher.

My brain is just always bleeding any time we talk or after the shows because it's just so full of information.

Of course, not literally bleeding. I mean, I just love his research. I love this subject.

He's quite the savant on ancient cultures, ancient civilizations, ancient cuneiforms, you know,

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