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I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

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Ladies and gentlemen, joined as always by my co-host, Jeffrey Wilson, the smartest

man in the room. And I keep a lot of them in my rooms-host. Jeffrey Wilson, the smartest man in the room.

And I keep a lot of them in my rooms.

Smart people.

And Jeff is the smartest that I have found.

So, Jeff, how are you doing, buddy?

I'm not even going to lie to you, champ.

I am in a foul disposition this day, but I'm a professional, and we are going to power through.

All right. All right.

All right.

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