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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, you're host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed popcast on the interweb.

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for all?

Yeah, rear naked choke of Cocker Spaniel, bro.

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Ladies and gentlemen, we are back with another installment for the archives of the conspiracy farm.

Jeffrey Wilson, as always writing Shadi Gun with my homeboy,

my partner at crime, UFC Hall of Famer, Pat Militich. What's up, champ?

Well, the skies are clear so I can go outside and look and see how sky net's developing.

The skies have been active, according to my boy and some other people who've been watching

the skies.

But before we get into it, big fan of this guy's work, man.

He is absolutely killing it and having our little pre-interview just even that much more

dapped to him because he's got such an accomplished.

It's very well researched, animation, everything on his videos, and he's a one-man show, dude.

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