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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, you're host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed popcast on the interweb.

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for all?

Yeah, rear naked choke of Cocker Spaniel, bro.

You don't change the neighborhood up.

Conspiracy farm.

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I do believe we are a go, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the first, the maiden voyage,

if you will, our inaugural episode of the conspiracy farm.

We don't find the conspiracies.

We just add a little bit of water to them.

And I am so fortunate, ladies and gentlemen, by the way, my name is Jeffrey Wilson.

And I am oh so fortunate to co-host this program with a stud, man.

UFC former champion, USC Hall of Famer

trainer of champions

the guy's done a little bit of everything

his name is Mr. Pat Millichitz what's up Pat

Hey this is great Jeffrey

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