Look at him go.

He's a quality striker.

No, not him.

The electrician fixing those lights.

Wow.

Is he?

Yes, he uses QuickBooks to prepare for self-assessment.

This is truly game-changing.

Use QuickBooks year-round to ensure your income tax return is shock-free.

That's how you business differently.

Into its QuickBooks.

Oh, boy. Where do you even start on a morning like this?

You're being invited to choose between Matt Hancock and a woman who you may not be familiar with called Isabel Oak Shot,

someone who claims to be a journalist, but not that long ago saw one source that had trusted her with a story actually end up in jail,

which is the point at which you'd think nobody would ever trust her again.

But we live in very, very strange times.

And Matt Hancock apparently entrusted her with his WhatsApp account

while she was helping him write a book about what a brilliant job he did during the lockdown.

And she has now elected to just give all those WhatsApp messages to the Daily Telegraph.

Although Matt Hancock has responded by saying,

you've doctored the messages to make it look as if I did something that I didn't do.

It is like being offered the choice.

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