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Welcome back to Softcore History. I'm your host for the week, Dammergester,

joined as always by Rob Fox. What's going on? Hey, Rob. How you doing? Said you're feeling good. Yeah, I got some big news. I got some big news. Fourth kid? No, no, no. I would kill myself. That you wouldn't, the new, you would find out the news via my obituary. That would be great news for me. Because the only way I can afford a fourth child is for my life insurance to kick in. Well, the life insurance would also, I took a policy out on you as well. Oh, perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't have to do this anymore. Everyone would just, I don't know, I'd be a whole lot better off of I'd never been born. That's what it is. that's what I got a little wonderful life thing there

I understand off of I've never been born. That's what it is.

That's what I got a little wonderful life thing there.

I understand that.

No, I told my wife the other day, I was like, you need to, you got to get a job.

These kids are too goddamn.

Your wife got a job.

No.

Well, better yet than that, she comes back out and she's like, okay, I will actually start working on selling ads for you guys.

I will fully start contacting advertisers.

And so you're not just having to do it yourselves in your spare time.

Okay.

I got all day.

So she has a hobby.

Yeah.

Cool, cool. Well, it benefits us. Yeah, exactly. Maybe if she So she has a hobby. Yeah. Cool.

Cool.

Well, it benefits us.

Yeah, exactly.

Maybe if she's good at her hobby. If, well, if she doesn't do it, then I'm going to be back to like, I think it's time to feed the children. Now she just has an excuse to not look after the kids. Yeah, exactly. And it's us. Look, if it's getting fucking boner pills and protein supplements on this show.

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