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Softcore History Patreon, two people arguing on the internet about history.

Music about history.

Softcore History Two people arguing with each other on the internet about history, a short audio story.

It was nearing midnight.

John Phillips, a bulky 52-year-old married father of three and the owner of a small but successful landscaping company in Des Moines, was still awake.

The only light in the otherwise black room was the cold blue glow from his

Hewlett-Packard laptop, though it did nothing to cool the man's temper. Most days, it was joy

that reverberated off the wood-paneled walls of this cozy burrow. Like when John cheered on the chiefs

on chilly fall Sundays with his lifelong pals Hank and tweener. The latter nicknamed so by John and Hank

because in high school,

all he needed to bet a girl to get tween her legs

was his patented formula of a few shots of schnapps,

a light of her smoke,

and an offer to listen to whatever the coolest new cassette tape was

in his truck's cabin.

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