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Today, Arsenal win the Community Shield, as Brewster has trouble with the bar.

Chelsea win the Community Shield with Millie Bright, but Sam Curliss.

Speaking of messy finishes, it could be the end for Leonel at Barsa.

There's transfer, titlet tackle, England chatter,

and will somebody think of the head of the Mickenos Tourist board?

This is the Totally Football Show in association with Patti Power. Hello, Matt Davis Adams here, filling in the

new. Let me temper your understandable disappointment at that news by revealing the makeup of today's panel.

First up, the author of Do You Speak Football, a book described by Amazon

user Matt, not me, as funny. No pressure there then, Tom Williams. Hi, I'm actually quite

happy with that as a review because it's positive while creating no sense of expectation whatsoever,

which is exactly what you want. Sucinct. Also on board statistical guru and actual chairboy. He's sitting down and supports Wickham. Duncan Alexander, hello, Duncan. Hello. How are you? Yeah, I'm really good, thank you. And making his totally debut senior writer for the Athletic and one quarter of the outstanding straight out of Cobham podcast, it's Dominic Fifeield. Not that you're biased in any way on that one, man. No quite. Two Saturday then, and the customary draped divider for the forthcoming campaign. You're listening to The Totally Football Show, sponsored by Paddy Power and part of the Athletic Podcast Network. If you're not yet a subscriber to The Athletic, take out a 30-day trial to see that unrivaled

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Yes, after an interminable weight, football finally returned this past weekend as the

men's and women's community shields took place at Wembley.

We'll start with the men's version.

F-A-Cut winners, Arsenal, victorious over champions Liverpool, to lift their second trophy of the month. Pierre Emric Obamiyang had them ahead, a lovely goal and a lovelier celebration, paying tribute to the late Chadwick Boseman. Takumi Minamino's Equalizer sent it to a shootout, something in which the gunners surely have an unfair advantage.

After Reimbruster missed, Pierre Emrich Obamian, hit the winning penalty.

Lucas Terrera capturing the mood of gunners across the globe on Twitter, he said,

grande equipo at Arsenal, all caps, Campionis, trophy emoji, medal emoji, green tick emoji,

FAQ emoji, Community Shield, hashtag, come on gunners, red circle emoji, medal emoji, green tick emoji, FA Cup, green tick emoji, community shield,

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