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Tocely football show.

Today, all or nothing, nation shocked as cane curses.

England are jacked up.

It's now greelish in.

Nations League, big clash in Europe as the Titans of San Marino aimed to rock Gibraltar.

And we'll chat Watford's young blossoming talents.

That's all coming up on this week's Totally Football show, in association with Paddy Power. Yes, that's not. Unbelievable.

Unbelievable.

Yes, that's right, listener.

It's not Jimbo, and this is not the Five Live Football Daily.

But it is me, Emma Saunders, for today's show to take you through this week's footballing agenda.

Alongside me to help me and you work it all out, we've got author of Do You Speak Football,

Tom Williams. Hello. Hello. Hello. And I think we're going to be talking Wales later

at your request, of course. Yes, it's actually in my contract during international week.

I insist on talking about Wales for at least half an hour. So that's something for everyone to look forward to.

Okay, well, for now, can we get something in Welsh that you might be screaming at Ryan Giggs's team in the coming days?

To my slight shame, despite being a proud Welshman, I'm not actually a fluent Welsh speaker, so I had to ask some friends for help with this.

And I don't think there's an abundance of shout ready Welsh footy vocab going around.

So the best that anyone could come up with was come on Cymry, sort of like a splicing of English and Welsh there.

But if you shout that with enough conviction, I'm pretty sure you'd blend in, you know, without anyone spotting you.

Come on, Cumry. Right. We're all on the edge of our seats for your Wales preview later, Tom. Thank you. I do hear it. Why have one bald man when you can have two back in from the cold, having been exiled to the juniors? He loves a cliche more than the next person, so much so that he does a whole podcast about it it's mr football

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