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The Comedy Button

The Comedy Button: The Lost Boys Commentary

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2012

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Yes, before director Joel Schumacher ruined childhoods with Batman & Robin, he put Jack Bauer and Bill S. Preston in The Lost Boys -- a weird, slightly uncomfortable tale about creepy teenage vampires. So come along and join Comedy Button hosts Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville on a journey into the land of the awkward dead. This commentary is available in both NTSC and PAL formats, so make sure you grab the right one!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Children of the mind, oh God, I am coming, you are, and you are listening to the holiday

0:13.6

of this special holiday, would you come and carry, of the most old, the stammerler that

0:22.4

me has always, is, ah, ah, ah, I don't like the egos, hi, Brian, ah, ah, ah, ah,

0:32.4

don't know, br, br, br, br, scult, bromly, what's going on internet, Brian, scult, ah, ah, ah,

0:41.0

ah, hello, and, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, excuse me, hey, and now I will pass the microphone

0:51.3

onto, Brian, sc, ah, ah, ah, ah, to tell you what you should be doing when watching

0:56.9

this vampire movie, all right, so, ah, you're going to get your lost boys, DVD, or blue,

1:05.1

blue ray, queued up, and for all the people, ah, in, in, weird European countries, who

1:10.5

use that pal thing that we don't know anything about in this part of the world, we're doing

1:14.4

a separate, ah, cut for that, so, yeah, get your shirt right one, yeah, so, get, fix

1:18.9

your fucking sockets man, you got like eight holes in your sockets, ah, could you, just

1:22.4

shit right, geez, so, books are also gigantic for no good reason, right, they're just using

1:27.4

the pal system, because they don't want to be lonely, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, get your money

1:30.5

right too, fucking sort it out, oh, use the dial, I don't, I don't think we should be

1:34.9

one telling people that, and yeah, if you're, if you're going to listen to this, buy the

1:38.3

fucking movie, don't, don't be bootleg with it, get the movie, go buy, go buy the movie,

1:42.7

watch the movie, get it from the geekbox store, yeah, go to geekbox.net on the, don't just

1:47.5

listen to this on the train, like a weird man, geez, put it with the fucking movie, that's

1:51.2

a lot of work, do listen to this without watching the movie, let's retarded, those people suck,

1:56.6

ha, ha, ha, ha, okay, so where do they need to be?

1:59.6

All right, so what you're going to do is start up your, your, your movie, we're going

2:03.4

to, we're going to count down free to pause this track, and you're going to start it up

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