The Comedy Button: Episode 51
The Comedy Button
Ryan Scott
4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 19 October 2012
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Max shares a whole book of raccoon facts, while Anthony and Brian talk about the joys of moving furniture. Brian also met Anthony's father (and his car full of weapons), we talk about how retarded Star Wars is, and bemoan our lack of cool Lego toys. Also: We don't know what car engines do, but we ran across a crackhead a capella group and a few homeless people on the local awful commuter train. And, your mail is still terrible. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the comedy about an episode fifty two one no fifty two one fifty two |
| 0:06.0 | one five twenty one that's fifty one I forgot that we left off on episode 50 and I from what I understand |
| 0:11.4 | you know a lot of people like you got to bring it for the fifty of episode and I think we did |
| 0:15.2 | so I may think I goes with me is Brian Lattano sure why not what I guess we did yeah I think we |
| 0:20.9 | did everyone said it was one of our better episodes don't get a little fucking defensive with me |
| 0:24.1 | bruh bruh bruh uh Scott Brownlee what's going on internet and uh Max Goggle I have actually I have |
| 0:30.9 | a whole book of Raccoon facts and then uh give me that and then uh and then uh and then Ryan |
| 0:35.9 | Scott isn't here but you'll what you won't know the do you the you probably he bailed the |
| 0:39.9 | the last minute how this works every week is pretty sure the curtains were just closed yeah we |
| 0:46.4 | all say we're gonna be here at this time this place this it's usually Monday nights we always meet |
| 0:50.1 | outside of my office and I get food orders from everyone we get everything's all organized there's |
| 0:54.8 | a whole it's a whole fucking thing to put the show on right and then five minutes ago and Ryan's |
| 0:59.6 | like nope can't make it yeah we it was it was uh about four four thirty five and like I lock |
| 1:07.2 | everything in it five yeah and and Ryan's like nope not gonna make it this week after he ordered |
| 1:13.2 | food and let us down this rabbit hole so it's the four of us you got us yep we're here now oh god |
| 1:18.6 | this book you can tell just to clarify I literally have a book of Raccoon facts written by Tracy |
| 1:23.2 | Reid and you can tell this woman is one of those people that's like like really fucking obsessed |
| 1:28.1 | with raccoons yeah because it's probably her job because she writes books about them I know but |
| 1:33.1 | she's like if you've ever lived in the city you'll see raccoons when we do the raccoon rarely |
| 1:37.5 | scampers often fright instead it stands its ground at least for a few moments as if the signal that |
| 1:42.4 | it has just much right to be here is we do to be fair everything things like that on my own live |
| 1:47.0 | journal and to be fair last week I have a raccoon fact I saw five raccoons in my garage |
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